glitter

(I'm in a corporate tour meeting at work):
to Jinxie:
July 21, 2005
02:22:04PM

"consistent growth in tools"

from Jinxie:

My tools have major growth potential.

(several months later, in another meeting ...)
to Jinxie:
January 20, 2006
02:14:02PM

"double-digit growth of tools"

to Woody:
December 15, 2005
07:13:23PM

Woody is cool
he's no fool
when he sleeps, there's no drool
the handsomest genes in the pool
Woody, you rule

from Dasro:
Jan 12, 2006
10:09:14AM

Coffee coffee yum
coffee coffee coffee yum
fleeing sanity!

from Kristen:
January 19, 2006
01:34:06PM

Hey! U forgot ta marry me!

from Woody:
January 19, 2006
11:33:33PM

Curse you! You should've picked the chow mein!

to Thunderclap:
January 22, 2006
09:33:01AM

At the laundromat
AGAIN the clothes go round
oh gah, I'm so tired

from Thunderclap:
January 22, 2006
11:25:28AM

I was out at church
so sad i missed your haiku
i work today too :(

from Kristen:
January 30, 2006
05:54:47PM

Freak.

to Clayfoot:
February 6, 2006
12:27:54PM

Clayfoot's a whiner
here's your text message, you freak
snow falls on branches

from Kristen:
February 25, 2006
12:55:49PM

I cannot stop thinking about bpal

from pens:
March 31, 2006
05:07:17PM

Office haiku
o-m-g so bored;
messages not fast enough;
we are all clockwatch

from Woody:
April 16, 2006
02:47:52PM

If you were to call me now, I would hear a song of smiles and ribbons!