Text Messages I Have Loved, Part Whatever
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entelein(I'm in a corporate tour meeting at work):
to Jinxie:
July 21, 2005
02:22:04PM
"consistent growth in tools"
from Jinxie:
My tools have major growth potential.
(several months later, in another meeting ...)
to Jinxie:
January 20, 2006
02:14:02PM
"double-digit growth of tools"
to Woody:
December 15, 2005
07:13:23PM
Woody is cool
he's no fool
when he sleeps, there's no drool
the handsomest genes in the pool
Woody, you rule
from Dasro:
Jan 12, 2006
10:09:14AM
Coffee coffee yum
coffee coffee coffee yum
fleeing sanity!
from Kristen:
January 19, 2006
01:34:06PM
Hey! U forgot ta marry me!
from Woody:
January 19, 2006
11:33:33PM
Curse you! You should've picked the chow mein!
to Thunderclap:
January 22, 2006
09:33:01AM
At the laundromat
AGAIN the clothes go round
oh gah, I'm so tired
from Thunderclap:
January 22, 2006
11:25:28AM
I was out at church
so sad i missed your haiku
i work today too :(
from Kristen:
January 30, 2006
05:54:47PM
Freak.
to Clayfoot:
February 6, 2006
12:27:54PM
Clayfoot's a whiner
here's your text message, you freak
snow falls on branches
from Kristen:
February 25, 2006
12:55:49PM
I cannot stop thinking about bpal
from pens:
March 31, 2006
05:07:17PM
Office haiku
o-m-g so bored;
messages not fast enough;
we are all clockwatch
from Woody:
April 16, 2006
02:47:52PM
If you were to call me now, I would hear a song of smiles and ribbons!
to Jinxie:
July 21, 2005
02:22:04PM
"consistent growth in tools"
from Jinxie:
My tools have major growth potential.
(several months later, in another meeting ...)
to Jinxie:
January 20, 2006
02:14:02PM
"double-digit growth of tools"
to Woody:
December 15, 2005
07:13:23PM
Woody is cool
he's no fool
when he sleeps, there's no drool
the handsomest genes in the pool
Woody, you rule
from Dasro:
Jan 12, 2006
10:09:14AM
Coffee coffee yum
coffee coffee coffee yum
fleeing sanity!
from Kristen:
January 19, 2006
01:34:06PM
Hey! U forgot ta marry me!
from Woody:
January 19, 2006
11:33:33PM
Curse you! You should've picked the chow mein!
to Thunderclap:
January 22, 2006
09:33:01AM
At the laundromat
AGAIN the clothes go round
oh gah, I'm so tired
from Thunderclap:
January 22, 2006
11:25:28AM
I was out at church
so sad i missed your haiku
i work today too :(
from Kristen:
January 30, 2006
05:54:47PM
Freak.
to Clayfoot:
February 6, 2006
12:27:54PM
Clayfoot's a whiner
here's your text message, you freak
snow falls on branches
from Kristen:
February 25, 2006
12:55:49PM
I cannot stop thinking about bpal
from pens:
March 31, 2006
05:07:17PM
Office haiku
o-m-g so bored;
messages not fast enough;
we are all clockwatch
from Woody:
April 16, 2006
02:47:52PM
If you were to call me now, I would hear a song of smiles and ribbons!
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Date: 2006-04-20 09:38 pm (UTC)And then, there's The Pretenders!
Date: 2006-04-20 09:39 pm (UTC)Mmm, everyone’s having fun
I’m down at the laundromat
Trying to get my washing done
Like I done before
Time and time again
Watching the clothes go ’round
Another week sees it’s end
Watching the clothes go ’round
Watching the clothes go ’round
Watching the clothes go ’round
Watching the clothes go ’round
Oh, I’ve been working hard
Mmm, trying to make some money
Would you like sour cream
On your potato, honey?
I been kissing ass
Trying to keep it clean
Serving the middle class
Yeah, it’s a clean routine
Watching the clothes go ’round
Watching the clothes go ’round
Watching the clothes go ’round
Watching the clothes go ’round
There go the whites
Mmm, getting whiter
There go the colors
Getting brighter
There go the delicates
Through the final rinse
There goes my saturday night
I go without a fight
Watching the clothes go ’round
Watching the clothes go ’round
Watching the clothes go ’round
Watching the clothes go ’round
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Date: 2006-04-21 02:04 am (UTC)