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"Excuse me, I was wondering where I could find some good blow jobs. Could you tell me how to find the-"



Oh, I'm sorry, did you not get to finish what you were saying?

If I thought responding to the calls would make the job easier, I would've replied something along the lines of, "With just a bit of determination and yoga, you can look in the mirror for your answer, shorty."

Date: 2002-07-29 11:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wildsoda.livejournal.com
Someone calling into work said that??

Date: 2002-07-29 11:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] entelein.livejournal.com
Oh yeah!

That's probably the 5th or 6th perv call I've had since working here. The guy who wanted to know if I painted my toenails has called twice, there was one man who asked me stupid questions just because he wanted to hear my voice (and then he called back a couple times), and a few other pretty nasty calls.

There's a bevy of sad, sad boys, calling operators all over the US, as if we have the time to assist them in phone wanking.

Date: 2002-07-29 12:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ratnix.livejournal.com
What's your number? I want to call and.. uh.. offer sympathy. Yeah!

Date: 2002-07-29 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vixyish.livejournal.com
I missed it somewhere, or else I'm just dumb... who/what are you an operator for? I mean are you directory assistance or some company's switchboard operator or...?

Date: 2002-07-29 12:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] entelein.livejournal.com
Plus, your user icon is totally thematic!

Now I feel like spelling things out as I sit here.

S-T-O-P C-A-L-L-I-N-G H-E-R-E C-R-E-E-P-S



Date: 2002-07-29 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Too late.

Heh.

Ozy

Date: 2002-07-29 02:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] entelein.livejournal.com
Aww, you're not creepy, my lovely Ozy. You just want Creeps. ;)

Date: 2002-07-30 08:40 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
mmmmm, Creeeeeeeeeeeps.

Date: 2002-07-29 12:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] repoman.livejournal.com
"Dad?!? Is that you dad???"

I remember when I was a kid, there was an adult bookstore near us. My mom hated the place (it was an eyesore to look at) and would honk at the guys walking out of it and then wave.

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