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Jul. 11th, 2002 01:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
enteleinI got Amazonian goodness from my friend Andy yesterday, I am getting a copy of NeverWinter Nights at some point from dtBy, and an omelette-maker that apparently makes perfect omelettes from ye good woman, Makonan.
Such good package karma. I will need to send things now to restore order in the universe.
Such good package karma. I will need to send things now to restore order in the universe.
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Date: 2002-07-11 08:27 pm (UTC)i'm SO SCARED it will suck. i opened it up and took a peek at it, and it looks pretty boring. the recipe book, however, had me laughing my ass off. it's worded brilliantly.
excerpt from the inside cover:
This PERFECT CHOPPER(tm) is for kitchen use. You can use it to make your own salsa, sauces, salad, or anything you like to make. Besides cooking a delicious meal for lunch or dinner, it also makes desserts. When baking a pie or a cake, we bet you might need it.
we bet you might need it. best sales pitch ever.
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Date: 2002-07-12 08:37 am (UTC)See, I don't even care if it makes the Shittiest Omelette Ever.
The text is worth it all.
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Date: 2002-07-16 01:15 pm (UTC)