This is why I love online journals

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From the ever-lovely Little Monster, this:

My students this semester were asked, on the midterm, about Heraclitus. Dutifully they repeated back: he said that you can never step in the same river twice, because it is never the same river. Dutifully I corrected, in green ink: it is never the same river, and it is never the same you.