Oct. 16th, 2002

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The quality of mercy is not strain'd,
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
Upon the place beneath: it is twice blest;
It blesseth him that gives and him that takes:
'Tis mightiest in the mightiest: it becomes
The throned monarch better than his crown;
His sceptre shows the force of temporal power,
The attribute to awe and majesty,
Wherein doth sit the dread and fear of kings;
But mercy is above this sceptred sway;
It is enthroned in the hearts of kings,
It is an attribute to God himself;
And earthly power doth then show likest God's
When mercy seasons justice.


Mine eyes smell onions; I shall weep anon:
Good Tom Drum, lend me a handkercher: so,
I thank thee: wait on me home, I'll make sport with thee:
Let thy courtesies alone, they are scurvy ones.



Nay, 'twill be this hour ere I have done weeping;
all the kind of the Launces have this very fault. I
have received my proportion, like the prodigious
son, and am going with Sir Proteus to the Imperial's
court. I think Crab, my dog, be the sourest-natured
dog that lives: my mother weeping, my father
wailing, my sister crying, our maid howling, our cat
wringing her hands, and all our house in a great
perplexity, yet did not this cruel-hearted cur shed
one tear: he is a stone, a very pebble stone, and
has no more pity in him than a dog: a Jew would have
wept to have seen our parting; why, my grandam,
having no eyes, look you, wept herself blind at my
parting. Nay, I'll show you the manner of it. This
shoe is my father: no, this left shoe is my father:
no, no, this left shoe is my mother: nay, that
cannot be so neither: yes, it is so, it is so, it
hath the worser sole. This shoe, with the hole in
it, is my mother, and this my father; a vengeance
on't! there 'tis: now, sit, this staff is my
sister, for, look you, she is as white as a lily and
as small as a wand: this hat is Nan, our maid: I
am the dog: no, the dog is himself, and I am the
dog--Oh! the dog is me, and I am myself; ay, so,
so. Now come I to my father; Father, your blessing:
now should not the shoe speak a word for weeping:
now should I kiss my father; well, he weeps on. Now
come I to my mother: O, that she could speak now
like a wood woman! Well, I kiss her; why, there
'tis; here's my mother's breath up and down. Now
come I to my sister; mark the moan she makes. Now
the dog all this while sheds not a tear nor speaks a
word; but see how I lay the dust with my tears.
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I ran into my neighbor as I was lugging huge bags of dirty towels and blankets and bedsheets to my car for a laundromat run.

She was telling me about the kook that lives below her on the other side of the building. Apparently, he stole the 9 volt battery out of the smoke detector outside her door. She watched him do it through the peephole in her door, and luckily she had a calculator or something with an additional 9 volt, so that she could replace it.

The next day she finds him fucking with the smoke detector again, so she comes out and says, "May I help you?" and he explains that he's replacing the battery. She tersely informs him that she's already done that.

Apparently, he's stolen lightbulbs from the stairwell and basement sockets as well.

He sounds like an antisocial fucknut. It also explains the darkness in the basement, as a lightbulb was missing for about a week. Bizarre.

I have huge amounts of freshly-scented towels and blankets and sheets. I have houseguests coming this weekend. I am about halfway ready.

Tomorrow, I clean the floors and vacuum and straighten, and do a little shopping.

I want to carve a pumpkin this weekend. Perhaps toast the seeds.

G'night.

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