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OK, I just have to say that I think it's very funny how y'all are being all SHA-wooga! about that photo I posted.

I was thinking, "Oh, I look so drunk and dumb," and really, I must look like a multi-chinned sex kitten to the rest of the world.

Who knew?

on the phone a while back

me: "I hate when fax machines call me."

Andy: "But they're friendly!"

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I am getting stupid excited about getting the fuck out of town this weekend.

I am also stupid excited about friends coming in from out of town. I hope they all have a lovely time.

I've been moving furniture and cleaning all night. I hurt. Bed will feel so good.

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Gimme three words. Go.