So, yeah, I've been revealed

I have a confession to make to you all.

I'm really a shoe salesman from Botswana.

No, ha, kidding, I am really mad scientist with plans to take over the world through the cloning of deadly guppy fish with legs.

Actually, that's not it at all. I was a puppetmaster for the web game Lockjaw, and while I am really glad it's all over and I get huge chunks of my life back, I am feeling a bit melancholy right this very moment. Oh, the things I am letting go, you know?

It's all slivers and facets of me, whirling into what will now be memory. It's fascinating to watch, and more than a little bittersweet.