Thanks, Jaybird!
Jan. 24th, 2003 01:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
enteleinGot this nifty little link:
http://www.trevorvanmeter.com/flyguy/
- there's the geese that keep flying by, honking all the while
- you can walk along the sidewalk forever, but it's sort of boring
- There's a kid floating along by holding a balloon. If you get close to him, the balloon will pop, and he'll start to fall. No worries; he sprouts a superhero cape and flies away, laughing.
- There's a shaman sitting on a cloud in lotus position, and he gives forth little sayings: "A clear conscience is.../usually the sign of a bad memory." "A good friend.../stabs you in the front." "Raise da roof!!!" "The best way to escape from your problems.../is to solve them."
- A boxer with angel wings and very large boxing gloves punches you out, and you spiral back down to the ground. You'll need to push off again.
- Ah, an armchair with wings. Sidle up to it, and you'll sit down. A small table with a tea set appears, and it will pour itself out a cup for you. After a moment it all falls away, and the chair falls, leaving you floating.
- If you bumb into the proverbial stork, the nappy will drop out of its beak, and the baby will fall. Clever baby, though, as it'll grab the nappy and use it as a parachute on its way down
- Aw, holy crap: catching up to the flying copier means that you'll make some copies, and in your reverie you will visualize being back on the ground. Well, that's where you end up. Push off again.
- There is a spinning top, just fluttering, hovering
- There is also a woman in a long dress hanging from a cloud.
- A strong man will swing his mallet as you get close to the see-saw, and he'll propel you into outer space.
- Near the strong man is a four plane formation, a la Blue Devils or whatever. They look like they have Shriner hats or something.
- A monkey is taking a break from building the brick wall of the sky, he waves merrily as he stands next to a construction vehicle. He's wearing a hard hat and overalls.
- A satellite pings on by.
- An alien spaceship opens up, and the alien comes out, rips out a guitar, and plays a manic riff. You headbang to it, and then to your surprise, you bring out a guitar and play a solo. FREEBIRD!!!
- A small metal canister opens up into a robot, and you do a dance routine with it, much like street performers in New York or Venice Beach. Viva la techno dance music!
- A monkey in a spacesuit floats by, waves occasionally.
- You've got to be kidding me. Outer space scenery gives way to inky blackness, and so fish and large underwater creatures whomph on by. Including an electric eel. Yes, it shocks you. Yes, you fall ALL THE WAY back down to the ground! Push off again.
- Get back into the inky blackness, where it almost threatens to swallow you - and you end up swimming through to the surface of the water!
- You fly, and come to rest on the beach, where a hula girl and a hula monkey welcome you. Your clothes turn to vacation duds, and you are seated in a lounger with a froofy drink, and not a care in the world.
Whee, that was really cool.
http://www.trevorvanmeter.com/flyguy/
- there's the geese that keep flying by, honking all the while
- you can walk along the sidewalk forever, but it's sort of boring
- There's a kid floating along by holding a balloon. If you get close to him, the balloon will pop, and he'll start to fall. No worries; he sprouts a superhero cape and flies away, laughing.
- There's a shaman sitting on a cloud in lotus position, and he gives forth little sayings: "A clear conscience is.../usually the sign of a bad memory." "A good friend.../stabs you in the front." "Raise da roof!!!" "The best way to escape from your problems.../is to solve them."
- A boxer with angel wings and very large boxing gloves punches you out, and you spiral back down to the ground. You'll need to push off again.
- Ah, an armchair with wings. Sidle up to it, and you'll sit down. A small table with a tea set appears, and it will pour itself out a cup for you. After a moment it all falls away, and the chair falls, leaving you floating.
- If you bumb into the proverbial stork, the nappy will drop out of its beak, and the baby will fall. Clever baby, though, as it'll grab the nappy and use it as a parachute on its way down
- Aw, holy crap: catching up to the flying copier means that you'll make some copies, and in your reverie you will visualize being back on the ground. Well, that's where you end up. Push off again.
- There is a spinning top, just fluttering, hovering
- There is also a woman in a long dress hanging from a cloud.
- A strong man will swing his mallet as you get close to the see-saw, and he'll propel you into outer space.
- Near the strong man is a four plane formation, a la Blue Devils or whatever. They look like they have Shriner hats or something.
- A monkey is taking a break from building the brick wall of the sky, he waves merrily as he stands next to a construction vehicle. He's wearing a hard hat and overalls.
- A satellite pings on by.
- An alien spaceship opens up, and the alien comes out, rips out a guitar, and plays a manic riff. You headbang to it, and then to your surprise, you bring out a guitar and play a solo. FREEBIRD!!!
- A small metal canister opens up into a robot, and you do a dance routine with it, much like street performers in New York or Venice Beach. Viva la techno dance music!
- A monkey in a spacesuit floats by, waves occasionally.
- You've got to be kidding me. Outer space scenery gives way to inky blackness, and so fish and large underwater creatures whomph on by. Including an electric eel. Yes, it shocks you. Yes, you fall ALL THE WAY back down to the ground! Push off again.
- Get back into the inky blackness, where it almost threatens to swallow you - and you end up swimming through to the surface of the water!
- You fly, and come to rest on the beach, where a hula girl and a hula monkey welcome you. Your clothes turn to vacation duds, and you are seated in a lounger with a froofy drink, and not a care in the world.
Whee, that was really cool.
