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entelein ([personal profile] entelein) wrote2005-06-08 03:47 pm

Netflix: Eddie Izzard, Dress to Kill

Eddie Izzard, Dress to Kill (1999)

I would like a hotel room with a mouse under a table, a cat on a chair, and a monkey on a branch.












(and some deja vu)

[identity profile] marm0t.livejournal.com 2005-06-08 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
+ in france.

[identity profile] scarr119.livejournal.com 2005-06-08 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
oui

[identity profile] entelein.livejournal.com 2005-06-08 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I am the President of Burundi.

[identity profile] cerulgalactus.livejournal.com 2005-06-08 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Avec le President du Burundi?

[identity profile] cerulgalactus.livejournal.com 2005-06-08 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Le singe est disparu!

[identity profile] ratnix.livejournal.com 2005-06-08 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you just wanted a cup of coffee?

[identity profile] scarr119.livejournal.com 2005-06-08 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I like my coffee like i like my women hot and with a spoon in them

[identity profile] zombiehousewife.livejournal.com 2005-06-08 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
A plumber? What on Earth is that?

[identity profile] zombiehousewife.livejournal.com 2005-06-08 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Also, I'm thinking about holding a "Definite Article" viewing party sometime in the near-ish future. Interested?

[identity profile] entelein.livejournal.com 2005-06-08 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed.

[identity profile] tunaman.livejournal.com 2005-06-09 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
"I wonder if I left the gas on? No I didn't. Because I'm a fuckin' squirrel."

[identity profile] entelein.livejournal.com 2005-06-09 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously, probably the best line in the whole thing.

[identity profile] lame-chicken.livejournal.com 2005-06-09 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
I like my coffee like I like my women, covered in bees

[identity profile] thunderclap8.livejournal.com 2005-06-09 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
I love Eddie Izzard. Had the chance to catch him live last year, and he was somehow even better in person.

[identity profile] scarr119.livejournal.com 2005-06-09 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
grrrrrg eyes green

[identity profile] randomdreams.livejournal.com 2005-06-09 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
"Have you got a flag?"
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people... but I think the guns HELP."
"he was some crazy guy living in a hole in the ground in New York City, LIKE YOU DO..."

It's really hard to point out a single best line from that routine.

[identity profile] wildsoda.livejournal.com 2005-06-09 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
I saw Eddie Izzard's penis once.

[identity profile] entelein.livejournal.com 2005-06-09 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Good point. Damn, those were all good ones.

Plus, he's hot!

[identity profile] entelein.livejournal.com 2005-06-09 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, man. Yeah, jealous.

[identity profile] entelein.livejournal.com 2005-06-09 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell story? Plz?

[identity profile] wildsoda.livejournal.com 2005-06-09 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not as interesting as it sounds. I saw him play Lenny Bruce in a West End production of Lenny, and at the opening of the show he's naked. After a minute he put on some jeans, but I was like, "Whoa, I just saw Eddie Izzard's cock."

What was even stranger was that Elizabeth "I'm a DAN-SUH!" Berkeley played Lenny Bruce's wife in the show.