I could do with a slice of 72 degrees here seeing as it's about 60 (16 C), and cloudy, and damp right now... (dammit, where's that global warming they promised me?)

You forget, it is accualy called Global Climate Change now. This means that due to changeing ocean conditions, the trade winds will break down, the warm air will not be blown up over northern North America, and Canada will be plunged into an ice age. Good luck with that.